February 6th, 2008

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November 29th, 2007

06:20 pm - finding the exit i'm concerned. not about this or that or this or that, no! i'm much more concerned about the fact that i already forgot what i was concerned about since i wasted the last few minutes of my life with using the internet to find pictures of stuff i'm not concerned about. but that's not a real trouble, my dear reader. i mean, hey! if i can't remember anything about the sorrow and pain inspiring me to update this site (again) i can definitely invent something to make you all believe that i'm the most clever creature in the world. life would be much easier if we could all name our demons and bane them, right? oh... bane... reminds me to that tabula rasa guys... where is my fucking price for the fucking writing contest, eh? anyway... i'm concerned about the lack of paragraphs. who will read that? or... even more spookier: who will write that? questions of questions of questions. any other news? this place? no. valley of angels? no. me, myself and i? yes. asylum? yes. ryam, over and out. Current Mood: annoyed

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July 27th, 2007

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June 12th, 2007

11:50 am - concert-time! ladies and gentlemen, it's concert-time!!! the supporting band a bet, a corpse is still terrorizing the audience with its amateurish attempts of entertainment. but since it is starting of being afraid of drowning in a flood of bras and toys it will soon stop playing and clear the stage for the one and only headliner valley of ang a corpse, a vote! but since it is still lacking perfection and completeness a corpse, a vote is pretty shy, so it is a nearly an impossible task to get private pictures of our superstar. fortunately i hired an army of the most talented paparazzi and they came up with a shots looking somewhat like ...and i just thought wtf? but don't be scared, my dear reader, more news are coming. someday. promised. Current Location: torture room Current Mood: blank Current Music: bloodcurdling screams of incapable paparazzi

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January 23rd, 2007

11:04 am - RELEASE DAY! this is news, so i'll keep it short. RELEASE DAY!!! where? HERE! Current Mood: excited

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December 20th, 2006

10:14 am - asylum: "a bet, a corpse" ladies and gentlemen, now anouncing our single of the last freaking month 2006! username: asylum: "a bet, a corpse" category: desperately looking for attention location: somewhere in your nwn2-module folder height: higher than our previous single of the month! hair color, figure, weight: screenshots job: module looking for... ...you! currently... ...work in progress! kids: currently none, but two more are planned i don't smoke and drink sometimes alcohol schooling: conversations, area-, characterdesign and so on picture and homepage: tell us something about yourself! hello there, i'm pretty shy, i don't have anything to say. just look at my screenshots, buy neverwinter nights 2 and wait for my release in about one month. next to come: valley of angels, single of the freaking century!!! wow. this was some real news! phew! (don't get used to it) Current Mood: loved Current Music: asylum's awesome custom music!

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October 10th, 2006

02:13 pm - news reports about valley of angels!!! here. now. no. wtf??? awful. hmmm...alright...no REAL news about valley of angels at all. blah. Current Mood: sad

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June 23rd, 2006

04:04 pm - seeking the news-machine so my dear readers, another update! exciting, huh? i think we should discuss. or better: i should discuss. discuss about...dunno...hmmm...what are blogs usually discussing about? valley of angels? no, not again. bad idea. that would piss my dear reader really off. all these revealing-news-unless-there-are-no-news-i-want-to-reveal-cause-they-are-still-much-too-awesome-to-reveal-so-better-not-reveal-anything-except-for-the-beauty-of-the-revolutionary-storytelling-character-development-issues-nobody-understands-without-revealing-any-news-thingies. no. i won't do that. not today. and tell you why? no? because i'm damn friendly. and i love you. my dear reader i love you. are you still reading, my dear reader? yes? awesome! then i guess you love me too. otherwise you'd have lost interest long time ago. but now you're sitting around reading. and waiting. waiting for some insightful thoughts or something. but you won't find these things in this blog. i know, you're waiting for something really exciting to happen here, but these are only characters. this is not the real life, understand? every had a drink with the famous "S" or the very german "ß" or even the outsiders "1-9"? i guess no. and i'll tell you why: characters are boring they are not entertaining. unless they are forming some inisghtful thoughts or something. but here they are not entertaining. so stop reading till you can read some real news here. okay? did you stop reading? no? why not? do you really love me so much that you can't stop reading? sweet. really. i feel honored. but now you really should've stopped reading. because i'm not entertaining now. in fact i'm pretty tired. and sit around so tired - almost dead - and just type in random characters to let the time till weekend pass by. so, anyway, where did we stop? ah...valley of angels? hmm...no...it was the party of characters! ever had sex with "r"? no? or "z"? no? i'll tell you why: all these characters are still boring virgins and just want to stand around (they are not even moving! so there character-dancing is also pretty impossible) waiting the whole day. sadly they forgot what they are waiting for. so...anyway...characters aren't entertaining. this whole paragraph is pretty boring. so if you're still reading you're a maniac. or bored. or in love with me. or everything. i don't know. so what was the news? what is the sense of this entry? i almost forgot, because i want to train my fingers by using my keyboard and type random characters. so sorry there. but anyway, i love you. i love you all. everybody. you're potential consumers. consumers of my art. consumers of interactive storytelling. consumers of food. consumers of air. consumers of love. consumers of everything floating around on this blue planet. do i like consuming! so cool! yeah! so...well...as you can read i have a lot of things to say. a lot of things of nothing for being more exactly. doesn't matter. so far...yeah...rrrrr...isn't it a sexy-boring blog? how can something be sexy and boring at the same time? it's like a boring fashion show with hot models. like - for instance - me. hehehehe. good old ryam, or like the ladies call him: good sex ryam. anyway, ladies, can't sell you more t-shirts with "i had sex with good old ryam". out of stock. sorry. but there are several "i never will have sex with good old ryam" left. but who wants these shirts anyway? but better move away from sex-topics. because of these sex-sells-syndroms this paragraph might turn into something interesting then. or not. hmmm...not really. just kidding. you don't believe me? okay, i'll give it a try: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex!!! entertaining? selling? no! haha! so better move far away from sex. no one should get pregnant here. let's get back to love. platonic love. i love you all! really, i do! and because i love you that damn much i'll stop writing and ask the news-machine for some real news. hey! news-machine! give us some news! please! oh! whoops! should plug it in! so! news-machine! ohm...and should turn it on! *rrwwwwaaaazzzzzzzzzuuuupppppppp* *news machine online* news-machine! give is some news! *rrrrrrr* *news item #1: homepage to asylum!* *rrrrrr* *news item #2: valle... whoops! i just stumbled across the news-machine's power supply. and now i'm too lazy to plug it in again. beg your pardon, love you all! Current Mood: loved

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May 28th, 2006

11:37 pm - quotes of good old ryam's asylum --pieces of sabrina-- Since I have been here around Words must have an adequate sound On this rules I do remind In order to control my mind Rhyme to rhyme covers the time So I will forget at last Future, present and the past People should recall my name I'm writing on my requiem --pieces of twinkling sunray's artists-- "You never can have enough hearts! What if one is breaking apart? Always look for a reserve-heart!" - "But not 1000 hearts! This is just insane! You'll never be able to use them all!" - "I'm not only using them for myself, I'm also using them for card games!" – "Card games? Oh, you genius!" --pieces of gabriel-- Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? For riches certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as an eagle toward heaven. anyway, if you're a composer and creating good music just drop me a comment. (ohwtfomg? i guess this was the most informative sentence ever made!) Current Location: gangbang mountain Current Mood: nauseated Current Music: hopefully soon some piece of composer work

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April 18th, 2006

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February 15th, 2006

09:42 pm - good old ryam's online dating platform #1 ladies and gentlemen, now anouncing our single of the week 2006! (ohhh...and happy new year 2006! ha!) username: a beautiful nightmare category: looking for relationships location: deep inside your mind height: around 3000 words of dialogue...hmmm...in comparison to the moon and back? probably? hair color, figure, weight: whatever you like, yay! job: module looking for... girls, boys and everybody else who can vote! currently... single(player), of course! kids: none i don't smoke and drink sometimes alcohol schooling: terrible multiple choice dialogues, confusing storytelling and so on picture and homepage: tell us something about yourself! hello there! my name is a beautiful nightmare, i'm single and looking for the man or woman of my dreams (i have no gender, so i really don't care). i don't have much hobbies - except for hanging around with my good old friend nwvault and waiting for some hot voters. i don't care about how the man or woman of my dreams should look like. only the chemistry for hot eternal love is important. so he or she should love cats and give me hot 10.00 all day long. so...if you're the man or woman i'm looking for - vote me! thanks a lot, a beautiful nightmare, single of the week 2006 next to come: valley of angels, single of the freaking century!!! Current Mood: bouncy

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October 10th, 2005

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September 11th, 2005

11:43 pm - news!!! i got a serial for opera. you'll get information about valley of angels. everybody should be happy. oh, my dear readers! let's make love! : good evening, sir! you wanted some freaking news about valley of angels? : sir? do i look like a goddamned sir??? : ahhmmm...welllll...prince lysander looks a little bit like you and he's a sir. so i thought... : what the... : sorry, sorry - my fault! welllll...ma'am, you wanted some freaking news about valley of angels? : nope. get out of my house! : it's my house. i'm the new logo of valley of angels, the revolution of interactive storytelling!!! i'm supposed to live here. : that's wrong. i just bought this room. because i'm rich and famous!!! (and you are not!) : but...but...but... : i'm not kidding! get out of here! : but, what about...valley of angels? : look, i'm old and dead. i'm not interested in young and living stuff. so get out of here, or i'll call my good old new friend gonzo! gonzo (picture censored): wuuuaaaaaahhhhhh : ... *runs away* this was definitely the lamest entry of all time. so uninspired. hmmm...hey! eastereggs in good old ryam's livejournal #1 go back to the entry of april 27th, 2004 read the alternative text to king carroll's artwork awefulness is not a typing error. it's more a...creation. look: awefulness hahahaha! got it? no? awwww...fuck off!

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August 28th, 2005

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August 7th, 2005

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June 9th, 2005

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April 17th, 2005

02:20 pm - of divorce and green elephants (somewhere in 2004) livejournal: hello? mayday! mayday! need update! mayday! i'm stucked on the island of laziness! mayday! sos! sos! livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... ...---... livejournal: ...---... ...---... ...---... (...months later...) livejournal: hello? ...---... ...---... good old ryam: here is good old ryam, captain of ss update, my crew registered distress signals on the island of laziness. anybody here? livejournal: me!!! here! rescue me!!! good old ryam: give us your coordinates so that we can save you from this unsociable isle... livejournal: you don't need coordinates...i'm just...just...just...stucked... gor: but, we need to know where you are... lj: no! that's my secret! gor: how is it possible that you won't tell us your position, but want to be saved? absolutely contradictory... lj: yeah, that's because i'm a livejournal - full of inconsistencies, you know... gor: a livejournal? i had one months ago, but lost it in this terrible thunder... lj: months ago? i also had an owner, but lost him in a terrible thunder gor: the thunder of... lj: ...broken tokens, commas and colons! gor: ... lj: ... gor: ... lj: father! gor: son! lj: father! gor: son! (...days later...) lj: father! gor: son! lj: good to see you again! where have you been? soooo alone...nobody has been updating me for soooooo long... gor: it's not important where i've been - it's important that i am here now... lj: where. have. you. been? gor: searching... lj: nononononono - this won't take soooo long. you knew where you lost me, so it would be pretty easy to find me! gor: ahm...hmmm...there were soooo many islands here around... lj: yeah, exactly one. gor: hmmm...hhhhhmmmmmmmm....hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...the ocean is big - the island is small... lj: ...but not too small... gor: well, you know...ahmmm...there was this GIGANTIC octopus with its GIGANTIC tentacles... lj: ...you're lying!!! gor: how did yo...ahm...no! i'm not lying! of course not! i'm a honest character! lj: honest enough to leave me on this goddamned island!!! gor: ...but i've been busy in the last few months... lj: you? busy? hahahahahahahahaha! stop lying! gor: but i... lj: where have you been? gor: green elephants! ask the green elephants! i've been traumatized by green elephants! waskdfhashfdahfkw!!! lj: hmmmm...you had an affair! gor: green eleph...WHAT??? lj: an affair with other livejournals! am i right or am i right??? gor: what? no! no! i'm a honest character! i had no affairs in the last few months! lj: honest enough to leave me alone on this goddamned island while you're having hot sex with other ljs!!! gor: NO! NO! lj: leave me alone! gor: no...wait... lj: fuck off! gor: but... lj: go back to your other affairs and betray them instead! gor: but...but...but... lj: end of conversation. gor: ... lj: ... gor: valley of angels! lj: valley of angels! love! love! love! gor: son! lj: father! gor: son! lj: father! gor: i love you! lj: i love you more! gor: son! lj: father! in some other "news": i made music. months ago. with ms sam. just for the sake of content: download give me monkey, (s)cars or carousel of the dead animals or send millions of billions of trillions amounts of money to good old ryam. just for the sake of content. wallet content. hahaha! (you won't tell the lame-joke-police where i am, will you?) Current Mood: nostalgic

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November 14th, 2004

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September 19th, 2004

03:27 pm - christian mayr's catch the pig v0.18 @ games convention - the movie! so, my dear reader, remember my last entry? i wasn't even lying! in years months days hours minutes of exhausting investigation i managed to get the whole movie from my dear bastards friends @ developia.de! awesome! i also managed to cut the important part (where ctp is mentioned) out of the whole movie and put it online. you can download it here. and because the interview with the guys @ developia.de is in german i translated it - just for you my dear reader! developia-guy (dg): our site...blablablabla...best site in the world...blablablabla...we're cool...blablablabla...all the others are dumb... interviewer (i): oh, excuse me, but there are also outlooks to current projects and little descriptions. under the current project is standing - for instance - "evil pigs must be captured!" dg: uhoh! (hahahaha! look in which embarassing situation i brought the two developia-guys!) it's probably... i: this game (yesss! my dear interviewer, no respect for the lame excuses of the developia-guys! good guy!)...i'm looking forward to this game...here is it, yeah dg (trying to save a little bit of his reputation): yeah...hmmm...this is a fun project to bring your skills on by yourself... i: yeah? dg: you needn't take this too serious, because developia is a community in itself... i: funsters are you, aren't you? dg (again trying to save his own reputation): the community, not us! a nice example about how a little game like catch the pig v0.18 can harm the reputation of a little website like developia.de! hahaha! Current Mood: amused

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August 29th, 2004

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